I love the emails, you know.  Those emails, the ones that say "you have won a million pounds or half a million pounds."  All I have to do is send an email or call a special number and give them all the information they need to crack into my bank account.  Or better yet steal my entire identity.  If only it were so easy to get that kind of money.  What would I do with the money?  Would I be any happier?  I really don't think so.  But if you read this and you have a spare half a million pounds lying around, please send it my way.  Just send me an email with your name, email address, street  and mailing address, date of birth, social security number or federal i.d. number and the name and address of your bank.  Thanks in advance!